It’s two in the morning and instead of sleeping I am making myself miserable.

Makes sense doesn’t it?

Literally Peter Pan is about Tinker Bell being his main squeeze and then Wendy comes into the picture and Tinker Bell gets so jealous she tries to kill her, then fucking Tiger Lily comes in and Wendy gets jealous and as a lady just fucking straight up leaves. 

Peter was a fucking player. I mean he even had me on his fucking arm and I was like 6 years old.

Peter Pan was my childhood crush. 

hey ir could be worse. you could be dead. or other things. instead of bags they could ne tiny anatomically correct dick tattoos

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

What the actual fuck Michael? 

shit im funny

and wouldn’t dick tattoos be worse than bags from being sleepy?

I guess so? but still 

look

we both agree that dick tattoos are worse than bags so what is the problem?

I would have to choose to get those tattoos I didn’t choose to be this tired

well i guess you made the wrong choice.

Draw someone with little dicks under their eyes, I wanna see what my other choice looks like.

ugh. fine. but give me a picture of you so i can just put them on you

Literally just use the tired one of me. That way I know what it looks like FOR REAL.

ugh i was trying to be lazy. i was still lazy but whateves.

image

It looks like war paint. am I declaring war on all Vaginas? or dicks? who knows

hey ir could be worse. you could be dead. or other things. instead of bags they could ne tiny anatomically correct dick tattoos

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

What the actual fuck Michael? 

shit im funny

and wouldn’t dick tattoos be worse than bags from being sleepy?

I guess so? but still 

look

we both agree that dick tattoos are worse than bags so what is the problem?

I would have to choose to get those tattoos I didn’t choose to be this tired

well i guess you made the wrong choice.

Draw someone with little dicks under their eyes, I wanna see what my other choice looks like.

ugh. fine. but give me a picture of you so i can just put them on you

Literally just use the tired one of me. That way I know what it looks like FOR REAL.

hey ir could be worse. you could be dead. or other things. instead of bags they could ne tiny anatomically correct dick tattoos

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

What the actual fuck Michael? 

shit im funny

and wouldn’t dick tattoos be worse than bags from being sleepy?

I guess so? but still 

look

we both agree that dick tattoos are worse than bags so what is the problem?

I would have to choose to get those tattoos I didn’t choose to be this tired

well i guess you made the wrong choice.

Draw someone with little dicks under their eyes, I wanna see what my other choice looks like.

hey ir could be worse. you could be dead. or other things. instead of bags they could ne tiny anatomically correct dick tattoos

fish-story:

onikuma:

fish-story:

onikuma:

What the actual fuck Michael? 

shit im funny

and wouldn’t dick tattoos be worse than bags from being sleepy?

I guess so? but still 

look

we both agree that dick tattoos are worse than bags so what is the problem?

I would have to choose to get those tattoos I didn’t choose to be this tired

hey ir could be worse. you could be dead. or other things. instead of bags they could ne tiny anatomically correct dick tattoos

fish-story:

onikuma:

What the actual fuck Michael? 

shit im funny

and wouldn’t dick tattoos be worse than bags from being sleepy?

I guess so? but still 

hey ir could be worse. you could be dead. or other things. instead of bags they could ne tiny anatomically correct dick tattoos

What the actual fuck Michael?